Unexpected Accents & Cleanup Chaos | The Kids Are In Bed

Welcome back to The Kids Are In Bed—and wow, do we have some stories to share! After an eventful holiday break, we’re diving headfirst into a driveway milk jug fiasco that made us question all our grocery-bagging decisions. Picture an icy Minnesota morning, a precarious jug of dairy, and two bewildered parents, and you’ve got the perfect recipe for our post-holiday meltdown (pun intended).

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We also managed to stumble upon a Russian-Jamaican accent so mind-blowing it nearly scrambled our brains, led an ill-advised all-white New Year’s party (complete with chili cheese burritos—because why not tempt fate?), and kicked off a basement cleanup that snowballed into a full-home purge. One piece of stray popcorn was all it took!

In the midst of all the madness, we’re still navigating life as elementary-school parents who’ve been sweethearts since high school. Somehow, our bickering over spilled milk and half-lit Christmas trees always circles back to laughter and affection (with the occasional eye-roll, of course). So if you’re in need of a good chuckle and a warm reminder that “normal” is just a setting on the dryer, hit play on our latest episode below. Trust us, you’ll never look at a milk jug the same way again.

Caroling, Year 2 | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 46

Kids are in bed? Kids are in bed! Welcome back to another spirited installment of The Kids Are In Bed—and oh, what a ride this one is! In Episode 46, Jenni and Tim embark on their second annual round of Christmas caroling, delivering homemade brown butter cookies, candy canes, and off-key jingles across the Twin Cities. Sure, not everyone was home—some got a private doorbell concert, and at least one unsuspecting babysitter may need therapy now—but hey, it’s all in the name of holiday cheer.

When they weren’t harmonizing to “Jingle Bells,” they tackled some hot topics:

  • The Scrabble Debate: Is it a word game or a math game? Let’s just say one champion who doesn’t even speak Spanish sparked a lively discussion.
  • Decking the Halls (Sort Of): We reflect on Christmas lights—who’s got ’em, who doesn’t, and why some of us might just be permanently terrified of ladders.
  • Jude’s Perpetual Grumbling: Once again, our son complains about leaving home only to declare it “the best day ever” right before we call it a night. Classic.
  • Caroling Chaos: From waiting to ambush party guests at just the right moment to accidentally peeping into windows (don’t ask), our caroling escapades are full of holiday heart… and a touch of hilarity.

If you’re craving that cozy seasonal vibe, a bit of laughter, and the reassuring knowledge that no family’s holiday season is picture-perfect, this is your episode.

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Top 5 Christmas Movies, Which Make The Cut? | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 45

The kids are in bed, the rumchata coffee is poured, and Tim and Jenni are back with episode 45 of The Kids Are In Bed! This week, it’s all about the top 5 Christmas movies, small-town drama, and the holiday chaos we all secretly love.

Here’s the setup: Tim and Jenni attempt the impossible—narrowing down their top 5 Christmas movies of all time. You’d think it would be easy, but when your list includes Home Alone, Die Hard, Elf, and, uh…Just Friends, things get heated. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Can While You Were Sleeping hang with the big dogs? And why do the McAllisters keep forgetting their kid? These questions and more get hilariously tackled in this festive showdown.

But that’s not all! The episode also delivers:

  • Small-town drama on steroids: A helicopter lands on a pontoon in Steamboat Bay. What could go wrong?
  • Holiday parenting hacks: How to execute a flawless “chat and cut” at your local Santa event (because time is precious, people).
  • Movie family match-ups: Which cinematic family would you most want to spend Christmas with? Spoiler: witty banter wins over weird uncles every time.
  • The great Harry Potter debate: Christmas movie or just magical vibes?

So, grab your coziest blanket, pour yourself a festive beverage, and tune in to hear Tim and Jenni’s mix of hilarious debates, ridiculous tangents, and heartfelt moments. It’s the perfect episode to get you in the holiday spirit while giving you ideas for your own movie marathon.

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Wisconsin Dells & Paul Bunyan’s Axe | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 44

Hey everyone! Welcome back to The Kids Are in Bed podcast. In this episode, Jenni and I dive into our action-packed Thanksgiving weekend in the Wisconsin Dells, and we can’t wait to share all the laughs, mishaps, and memorable moments with you.

What We Covered in This Episode:

  • Wisconsin Dells Getaway: We spent four incredible days at the Wilderness Resort in Wisconsin Dells. From conquering multiple indoor water parks to navigating the sprawling resort, we share our tips on how to make the most of your stay without breaking the bank. Spoiler alert: We found clever ways to save money on food and arcade games!
  • Family Fun and Challenges: The kids had a blast, but not without a few hiccups. We talk about Clementine’s creative “Would You Rather” questions, her almost-epic meltdown over water slide restrictions, and how we managed to keep everyone entertained during long walks across the resort.
  • Gopher Football Triumph: We attended the Minnesota Gophers vs. Wisconsin Badgers game at Camp Randall Stadium, and let me tell you, it was a game to remember! We discuss the thrilling victory, the history behind Paul Bunyan’s Axe rivalry, and our firsthand experience of the game’s electric atmosphere—even in the chilly weather.
  • Road Trip Anecdotes: The journey itself was half the fun. From Clementine’s hilarious reaction to Wisconsin’s countryside aromas to an unexpected race that led to a minor phone mishap, we recount the moments that made our trip unforgettable.
  • Holiday Preparations and Movie Reviews: Back home, we jumped into the festive spirit with Christmas decorations and some holiday baking. We also share our candid thoughts on the new “Moana” movie sequel and a Christmas film that… well, let’s just say it didn’t make our must-watch list.

Why You Should Tune In:

If you’re looking for travel insights, family-friendly tips, or just a good laugh, this episode has it all. Whether you’re planning a trip to Wisconsin Dells, a fan of college football rivalries, or navigating the joys and challenges of parenting, you’ll find something to relate to.

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Wicked Trips to the Movies

We saw Wicked on Friday night, opening weekend. We bought our tickets for seven adults and three children three weeks in advance. The excitement in our house grew with each passing day.

Going to the movie theater was a pastime for my wife and me for sixteen years before our first child was born. We went to the movies so often that we would drive to theaters further away solely for the change of scenery.

After March 2016, boom, we were done going to the movies.

Our children are now movie-going age at eight and five years old, which means…

We’re back, baby!

We were pleasantly surprised to find that fresh-popped popcorn, sticky floors, and apathetic teenage employees—all of our favorite staples—remained the same as they were in 2016. Outside of that, there is nothing but improvements: the screens are giant, the seats are like beds, and they serve cocktails.

Having children means we may not go to the movies we want to see, but while much has been said about the golden age of television, children’s movies are also having a fantastic run. From the non-stop stream of hits from Pixar to unexpected gems like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem and Transformers One, there is no shortage of movies made to entertain both kids and adults.

Some of my favorite movies from the past decade are children’s movies.

As parents, we sometimes forget that our kids don’t yet feel the dopamine rush we get when walking into a movie theater lobby. That familiar smell of popcorn and the hum of excitement in the air is all new to them.

We’re building the foundation of their nostalgia, which can feel overwhelming when planning even semi-special events like a trip to the movies.

But here’s the thing: you can decide how to spend your emotional energy. Go into it with enthusiasm, which is easier even on the worst days because you’re about to get an hour and a half of rest as long as you set it up for success.

You may be thinking movies are expensive. They can be, and we’ll get to that, but stay with me here.

Pay attention to your theater’s deals. Matinees are a surefire way to save, but check if they have weekday specials. Our local theater has $5 tickets all day on Tuesdays.

Build anticipation in the days leading up to the movie. Tell your kids you’re excited about it at unexpected times with genuine enthusiasm. Jenni and I typically break into spontaneous songs or chants, but you do you.

Bring blankets. While being cozy is nice, that’s not the main reason for this tip.

Frequent trips to the theater are key to building that cinema magic you want your kids to feel one day. However, the amount of money your children could spend at a concession stand is staggering.

Make sure everyone is fed before you leave the house, and head out ten minutes earlier than usual. Use the extra time to stop somewhere for a reasonably priced treat to sneak into the theater. The first time I did this with my kids, I left Target with a Kinder Egg and a pack of gum.

This is where the blanket comes in. It’s the metaphorical cake to hide your file—aka the pre-bought treat. Remind your children that it’s of the utmost importance that no one in the lobby even suspects contraband is wrapped in the Paw Patrol blanket. They get a thrill; we save money.

My son even put on a ruse while we were in line to get popcorn, illegal candy securely wrapped in a plush blanket.

“Daddy, I don’t need candy this time.” He looked at me with a knowing smile, proud of his acting performance.

And, yes, we were buying popcorn and a couple of drinks. As far as Jenni is concerned, popcorn is part of the admission price. This is why the candy subterfuge is a moral gray area I’m comfortable with. Take this as your invitation to live on the wild side.

All of this amounts to more fun and less whining.

There are some movies that need a little extra magic.

There are the movies we know our families will love, but my favorite thing about going to the movies now is the genuine excitement on my kids’ faces when a trailer for an unexpected film comes on the screen. Plus, you now have an accessible event to look forward to and get excited about as a family. It’s also handy for distracting from the various “no’s” you’ll have to hand out in the meantime.

We went all out for Wicked. My daughter, Clementine, counted down the days—not just to see the movie but mostly to wear her new Wicked dress. The rest of us bought apparel from the movie as well. I chose Wicked Sour Gummies as our smuggled treat.

The movie did not disappoint.

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande both deliver fantastic performances with their acting and vocals. Delivering at their level is no easy feat, given how beloved the Broadway play is and how iconic the original performances by Kristin Chenoweth and Idina Menzel are.

While some might be annoyed by the movie’s length (2 hours 40 minutes) or the fact that it’s not the full story, I’d argue those people are not fans of Wicked, musicals, or both. If you are a fan of either, however, Wicked will meet your expectations.

The adaptation from stage to screen hits the mark while taking creative risks to make the movie visually stunning. It seems as though director Jon Chu may have found his niche in bringing stage musicals to the screen. He had previous success with Lin Manuel Miranda’s In The Heights in 2021 and is currently working on an adaptation of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Wicked is rated PG, so most kids will handle it fine. That said, there are flying monkeys—different from the originals, but equally terrifying. To be clear, that’s my adult perspective. Monkeys shouldn’t have wings.

If you want more about our trip to Wicked make sure to check out Wicked, Football, & A New Holiday | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 43.

The point is, don’t wait for the magic to come to you. I’m as guilty as any parent of thinking I need to put in maximum effort to make my kids behave and have fun, only to decide I don’t have the energy to do anything because… well, life. Then I go to bed feeling guilty, like I have no magic to give.

When you feel like that, remember the words of Glinda from The Wizard of Oz:

“You’ve always had the power, my dear. You’ve had it all along.”

Sprinkle a little enthusiasm on the mundane. Your kids will show you the magic.

Wicked, Football & A New Holiday? | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 43

What happens when you try to squeeze Wicked, tailgating & football, and Thanksgiving prep into one jam-packed weekend? Absolute chaos—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

In this episode of The Kids Are in Bed, Tim and Jenni Severson share a candid (and often hilarious) recap of their family-filled adventures. From their night out at Wicked—complete with matching outfits and 9 million real flowers—to their cozy home-cooked Thanksgiving dinner, the weekend was full of love, laughter, and a few missteps.

Highlights include:

  • Mini Vacations vs. Full Vacations: Why short getaways can feel even more relaxing than extended trips.
  • The Magic of Wicked: Our thoughts on the stunning visuals, incredible cast, and Ariana Grande’s surprising performance.
  • Tailgate Wins (and Woes): Why packing chili at 6:30 AM is both genius and nauseating.
  • Thanksgiving Hot Takes: Is stuffing more important than turkey? Plus, our foolproof recipe for making Thanksgiving stress-free.
  • Holiday Reinvention: Could a pre-Thanksgiving “No Pressure Giving” holiday be the key to keeping your family drama-free?

This episode is filled with laughs, family-friendly moments, and hot takes on everything from holiday traditions to stadium traffic. Whether you’re a fan of The Kids Are in Bed or just discovering us, this one is a must-listen.

Road Trip Around the World | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 42

Road trip!! In this episode of “The Kids Are In Bed,” Tim and Jenni Severson dive headfirst into the hilarious chaos of their recent escapades and their unconventional holiday plans.

Read Tim’s latest essay: Unaccompanied Minor, Lifelong Friend

Jenni kicks things off by recounting her wildly successful Friendsgiving celebration. Forget plain cranberry sauce—she took cranberries to the next level with creative cranberry cocktail recipes like cranberry Moscow Mules and rosé spritzers that had everyone feeling extra thankful. And who needs charcuterie boards when you can have the most adorable charcuterie cups? She spills the secrets behind these Instagram-worthy snacks that are both cute and delicious.

Jenni's Charcuterie Cups
Jenni’s adorable and tasty charcuterie cups.

Meanwhile, Tim shares his misadventures in Brainerd, Minnesota. It starts with the much-anticipated (and ultimately disappointing) Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight. Spoiler alert: watching a 58-year-old Tyson wasn’t the thrilling spectacle he hoped for. But the real knockout came when he accidentally swapped shoes with his brother, leading to a confusing shoe hunt and driving in socks—because nothing says “responsible adult” like showing up to your brother’s restaurant shoeless. To top it off, he had an unexpected and aggressive roadside encounter that left him questioning if his choice of car was the real issue. Oh, and he tried impressing his friends with a full moon photo that was, let’s say, less appreciated than he’d hoped.

The duo then discuss their audacious decision to toss tradition out the window and spend Thanksgiving at the Wisconsin Dells. Who needs turkey when you have waterslides? They’re embracing new holiday family traditions, and the kids couldn’t be more thrilled about a Wisconsin Dells Thanksgiving. They reminisce about past road trips, debating what actually qualifies as a road trip (apparently anything over three hours), and share their favorite road trip snacks—because calories don’t count on the open road. Tim is all about sunflower seeds and Buffalo blue combos, while Jenni confesses her gas station guilty pleasures like Tahitian Treat and Milk Duds.

They also delve into the joys and challenges of traveling with kids, offering up some hard-earned family road trip tips. Ever tried to maintain sanity with two kids, two tablets, and a bag of gummy worms in the backseat? They’ve got stories—and advice.

Join Tim and Jenni for a lighthearted conversation filled with laughs, candid moments, and enough holiday cheer to make even the Grinch crack a smile. Whether you’re looking for Friendsgiving ideas, planning a non-traditional Thanksgiving, or just need a good laugh from some funny road trip stories, this episode has got you covered.

Unimportant Arguments | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 40

Tim and Jenni tackle society’s biggest debates about some of life’s most unimportant arguments on this week’s episode of The Kids Are In Bed. The pair throw caution to the wind as they tackle some of society’s most controversial questions. Topics that, on the surface, seem inconsequential but are known to start arguments and end relationships. From whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich to brushing your teeth in the shower, Tim and Jenni bravely discuss these topics and defend their stances on these divisive issues. So settle in, get ready to laugh, and get annoyed by things that do not matter.

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Halloween: Mumming & Guising | The Kids Are In Bed Ep. 39

Why do we wear costumes? Why do we ask for candy? Where did Halloween even come from? If you have asked yourself these questions but were too lazy to search for the answers, you’ve come to the right place. This week, Tim and Jenni discuss the origins of the holiday we know today. Where it came from, when it started, why we wear costumes, why we threaten people with tricks if they don’t give us sugar – we cover it all along by talking about our Halloween memories, costumes, and traditions. Harvest has ended, and winter is upon us, so it is time to wear your costume and bob for apples!

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25 Years, H-O-T-T-O-G-O | The Kids Are In Bed Ep 37

This is the last week of our countdown through our 25 years together! Will 2023 have what it takes to swoop in at the final minute and steal victory? Tim and Jenni discuss Tim’s 40th birthday party and how Hot To Go by Chappell Roan feels like it has existed forever. They discuss Taylor Swift, the Eras tour, and Rhianna’s Super Bowl performance. Then they dive into their movie games with the box office winners and best picture nominees. For Tim and Jenni, 2023 was a year of travel – Palm Springs, Chicago, Chattanooga, Cabo San Lucas, and Bozeman. Jenni became a soccer mom, and the Severson family started a new tradition of Christmas caroling, but will it be enough to hold the top spot?

Read about Tim’s Unexpected Adventures In Chicago